You seen my cell phone?..."What’s it look like?" Like two horses fucking. It’s a phone, dear. It looks like a phone.

fever

ello ms belucci arent you a beautiful creature.

sleepwalker

Do you know the feeling when youre just really tired and exhausted and all you need is sleep but you dont wanna sleep because your mind seems to be restless, full of thoughts. Its how I feel right now. I just need sleep lots of it. I love sleeping.

Free Weezy

Sedusa!

hatersgonnahate@hatersgonnahate.com

I can't wait to house like 2-4 black youths in my house for the state when I grow up

Love:

*laughing so hard I can't breathe
*snuggling
*sitting on the beach after dark
*blasting music with the windows down on warm days
*singing along
*making animal noises
*talking to pets like they understand
*endorphins
*hugging people taller than me
*staying up too late to talk to someone
*when my bed is the most comfy place in the world and I don't want to leave
*jokes that don't make any sense
*making fun of horrible movies
*beautiful iTunes shuffle mixes
*nicknames
*Disney movies
*gorgeous movie soundtracks
*making lists

I want to be friends with these guys sooo badly

hardyharhar

You call her different. You know, usually everyone calls her different. That she's different, different, different. And you say, "but it's not a bad thing, it's a very good thing." Then you drift away, everyone drifts away eventually though. But she's left alone to think she wasn't good enough or that she was an oddball, a freak, a weirdo. She was too different. So you left her, you abandon her with no saying why. And she's stuck with the thought that she's not good enough, she's too different, she's weird.

Soaked in the Answers

as I stood there surrounded by most of the people I know, I began to wonder about their secrets… the moments where each one bared their soul to me.. and the secrets that I had shared with them. what did I really have on them? and where was the beauty in defining right from wrong..

Fuck the expectation to judge and fuck my moral responsibility to inform her about the affair her lover was having, or to question the validity of their tumultuous relationship. Where did this concept of morality even begin to appear in our dark twisted worlds.. and who are we to decide that we have the right to correct other’s apparent wrongs.

Is it complete arrogance and naivety to assume you have the answer? or has apparent ‘morality’ just given us an excuse to play...

This system is weak.
We are the strong ones.

The prettiest people do the ugliest things for the road to riches and diamond rings.
-My dearest douche, Kanye

Cute giant panda cleans new born panda

like it tastes delicious.

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

anythingthatcostsmoneyischeap

Hmmm...the industry calls Lara Stone a “curvy model” when she’s just a toothpick with big tits. Oh, fashion. You are so stupid and lovable.

Do yourself a favor...

and order a celestial soul portrait.


http://iasos.com/artists/erial/celestial-soul-portraits/

Duh.

Obsessed with Miss Spider when I was 7. Go fucking figure.

Oye Vey.

This could make me like soccer.

“ All changes, even the most longed for, have their melancholy; for what we leave behind us is a part of ourselves; we must die to one life before we can enter another. ”

— Anatole France

Live

Death is too easy, bitch.
I want you to suffer.

Ooo

I love how she looks when she’s poisoning her master.

bow down, bitches.

Christina Hendricks: as close to a real life Jessica Rabbit as we’ll ever get. Bow down.

dreaming of france and flowers.

honeysuckle

"It's funny how one summer can change everything. It must be something about the heat and the smell of chlorine, fresh cut grass and honeysuckle, asphalt sizzling after late-day thunderstorms, the steam rising while everything drips around it. Something about long, lazy days and whirring air conditioners and bright plastic flip flops from the drugstore thwacking down the street. Something about fall being so close, another year, another Christmas, another beginning. So much in one summer, stirring up like the storms that crest at the end of the day, blowing out all the heat and dirt to leave everything gasping and cool. Everyone can reach back to one summer and lay a finger to it, finding that exact point when everything changed."

- Sarah Dessen

This dude should totally add this to his teenmatch.com dating profile.

that'sjustmybabydaddy

when seahorses find a mate, they hold tails, and have that one mate for the rest of their lives. when the mate dies, they do too.

I am immediately prejudiced against people who

don’t get my Mean Girls references during conversations.

Person: I get so horny when I’m drunk, it’s insane.

Me: My nana takes her wig off when she’s drunk.

Person: …Oh word?

UGH.

The Grind House

I go for the crazies. At least they're committed.

Oh My.

I adore her. A great actress, an oscar and golden globe winner, an absolute natural beauty, an amazing strong woman with a kind heart that helps so much people. I think its awesome how much she changed from being that crazy ´I dont know what I want and where I belong to´ chick to that successful woman/mother/wife.

Yo Yo Yo

Learn how to hip hop dance from a dorky lesbian ex-community college soccer goalie.

Excuse me, miss. Can I kill you?

theneverendingcycle

I know someone.

I wanna be evil, I wanna spit tacks
I wanna be evil, and cheat at jacks
I wanna be wicked, I wanna tell lies
I wanna be mean, and throw mud pies
I wanna be evil, and trump an ace,
Just to see my partner's face.
I wanna be nasty, I wanna be cruel
I wanna be daring, I wanna shoot pool
I wanna be evil, I wanna hurt flies
I wanna sing songs like the guy who cries
I wanna be horrid, I wanna drink booze
And whatever I've got I'm eager to lose

I'm Gonna Walk All Over You.

Loved them.

Lisa Frank was the realest bitch in the game.

Hot Helga

For all the ladies and Elaine

comeonbabyletusridethesun

whenigrowupiwannabe...

Whoopoosh!

Now tell me where the fuck is Pocahontas.

Fuck It.

People will always try and fuck you. Don't waste your life planning for a fucking, just be alert when your pants are down.

Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times,
if only one remembers to turn on the light.

Yea, that's right, bitch. I don't need no Ken.

you'rejustsoconfidentinyourlies

Addiction is a decision. An individual wants something, whatever that something is, and makes a desicion to get it. Once they have it, they make a decision to take it. If they take it too often, that process of decision making gets out of control, and if it gets far out of control, it becomes an addiction. At that point the decision is a difficult one to make, but it is still a decision. Do I or don’t I. Am I going to take or am I not going to waste my life or am I going to say no and try and stay sober and be a decent person. It is a decision. Each and every time. A decision. String enough of those decisions together and you set a course and you set a standard of living. Addict or human. Genetics do not make that call. They are just an excuse. They allow people to say it wasn’t my fault I am genetically predisposed. It wasn’t my fault I was programmed from day one. It wasn’t my fault I didn’t have any say in the matter. Bullshit. Fuck that bullshit. There is always a decision. Take responsibility for it. Addict or human. It’s a fucking decision. Each and every time

WTF

I have absolutely no fucking idea.

This was always my favorite part in the whole movie.

charminglittlefamily

The three of us are a team. We'll get through this, like we always do.

ifeelsofreakingwornoutmaaaaa