Happiest Place in the World

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I went to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no. Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to go to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.