Blue Monday

Anonymous asked: what do you do if you don't love the person you are with enough to stay with them forever, but enough that you want to be around them and not see them hurt. i feel like I'm suffocating...

truthfully.. this screams selfishness. If you don’t love them enough to give them everything they deserve and more then let them go. You can’t keep someone around just because sometimes you want them, knowing that you don’t want them long term. As mean as that sounds...I’ve felt like this many times also...it’s really hard to let someone go...but we can’t just be selfish at their expense.

I can’t escape the selfishness of this world and the people in it. It seems like unless i’m interested in you.. or your interested in me, you couldn’t care less about showing up, calling or hanging out. Since when did friendships diminish to such superficial capacities and people became only interested in the spark or attraction they feel for another. Are we really that pathetic that we need a love interest in order to feel fulfilled? I’ve realized that the only way to get your attention, is to go around professing my love and attraction to you all… and although this feels like a viable option at times - fuck you, I’d rather use my brain. When did we stop seeing people as people and only as objects that give us what we want and make us feel good.

Around the Bend

A recent picture of you and 15 interesting facts about yourself

- Every three weeks, I will try and buy a new weapon to add to my collection
- "I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat." is what I live by
- There are three people in the world I completely trust
- I’m attracted to darkness and things that are generally bad for me
- One of the most amazing things to me are father and daughter dances
- I love the feeling at 4:30 am when you are all alone and there are no interruptions
- My dream is to go to travel as much as possible and spend time learning and helping those that suffer far greater than we could ever understand
- I’m way too free-spirited
- I believe in God and his love but that we overcomplicate that fact and have a tendancy to destroy the beauty of it
- I hate chipped nails! and paint them constantly
- I love getting wrapped in the world of research.. and truly believe in educating myself on everything and anything the world has to discover, until the day I die.
- I haven't worn sock straight-up for about 2 years...I know it's gross but I can't breathe with them on.
- I have an obsession with too much people in this world..at least none of them are Lindsay, Miley, or Taylor.
- I will try anything once and crave adventure constantly
- Although I am in love children and have planned to have a family of 12 since I was eleven, I think I am actually only going to have 1 or not at all :(

Genitals

Many parts of the male genitalia sound like names of foreign black metal bands.

Vas Defrens. Seminal Vesicle. Epidydymis. Corpus Cavernosum. Scrotum. Imagine those words written in illegible, scratchy, medieval font on a bloody album cover. Exactly.

And the female parts sound like nouns in a Viking epic: The story of King Uterus and Queen Vulva, ruling over the land of Fallopia in the country of Cervix. They must protect their twin virgin daughters, Labia Majora and Labia Minora, against the evil wizard Lord Clitoris.

No wonder sex is so amazing.

Moon

Gliding cold across the sky
She beckons in a dream
That's sighing on a billowed sail
Before a shadowed scene.
Her spirit, in a silver shroud
is captured in a hush
Once risen, she must never love
Her hands must never touch
From phantom eyes a thousand tears
fall moonbeams to the sea
and fly their golden midnight sails
to filter through the trees
of bare disconsolation
watching her from darkened depths,
awaiting as in ritual,
Her final fading steps.

-Megan Mullally

Addicted to Love

one of the most bangin' music videos ever made. wish every woman would look like this.

Happy Friendship Day

You guys are more dependent than alcohol. Thank you.

Ren and Stimpy

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