29.11.09
10.11.09
Dear Nicole
Hey! Jean Nicole…I’m back. Keep the questions coming because I got the answers.
kingalex:
Q: How do I keep the blanket on my side when my girl is always pulling it towards her?
A: What you have to do is, build a moat between you and your lady. If she tries to move to your side, then she’ll get eaten up by alligators. Now as far as the question about your blanket…that’s impossible to answer.
jazzbenz: (who, I’m gonna go out on a limb and say, does not play jazz or have a Mercedes benz.)
Q: Which came first, the peacock or the egg?
A: Which came first, the x that can’t come without the y or the y that can’t come without the x?
whimseywallaby: (which I’m going to assume is a gay austrailian)
Q: Is it true that mayonnaise turns into poison if left in the sun too long?
A: Wow. It’s been a long time since I thought about mayonnaise. Haven’t eaten that stuff since the potato salad incident of ’94 at Bill McDougal’s house.
Dr.Fakenstein: (which makes me think that perhaps this is a fake question and not a real internet person. If you are a real person, Dr. Fakenstein, I apologize particularly if that truly is your name.)
Q: Now that Barack Obama has been elected, what can I do to support him?
A: Buy him underpants.
Hey listen, thanks for your questions. Keep posting. So long!
kingalex:
Q: How do I keep the blanket on my side when my girl is always pulling it towards her?
A: What you have to do is, build a moat between you and your lady. If she tries to move to your side, then she’ll get eaten up by alligators. Now as far as the question about your blanket…that’s impossible to answer.
jazzbenz: (who, I’m gonna go out on a limb and say, does not play jazz or have a Mercedes benz.)
Q: Which came first, the peacock or the egg?
A: Which came first, the x that can’t come without the y or the y that can’t come without the x?
whimseywallaby: (which I’m going to assume is a gay austrailian)
Q: Is it true that mayonnaise turns into poison if left in the sun too long?
A: Wow. It’s been a long time since I thought about mayonnaise. Haven’t eaten that stuff since the potato salad incident of ’94 at Bill McDougal’s house.
Dr.Fakenstein: (which makes me think that perhaps this is a fake question and not a real internet person. If you are a real person, Dr. Fakenstein, I apologize particularly if that truly is your name.)
Q: Now that Barack Obama has been elected, what can I do to support him?
A: Buy him underpants.
Hey listen, thanks for your questions. Keep posting. So long!
2.11.09
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