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i’m the obsessor
holding your hand
it seems you have forgotten
about your man
alone in the darkness
my bed’s a different land
your touch intensifies
and i’m in the quicksand

Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree

Baby, It's Cold Outside

Merry Christmas, Darling

Dear Nicole

Hey, whats up? This is Jean Nicole from USA. Thanks for your questions because I'm the one with the answers.

Amc93:

Q: Why do people's eyes look red when they get their pictures taken?

A: Oh. That's just called red eye. That happens all the time. That just means that the devil has taken over their soul.

tinytinydino:

Q: What do you dream about?

A: 3.14 and pie. Apple pie.

Tall:

Q: How do you make coffee?

A: You go to Starbucks and you give them your headshot.

motterazzi232:

Q: If you could build a monument anywhere what would it be and where would you put it?

A: It would be made of steel and it would represent all of our country's accomplishments. Oh and it would be in my pants.

Did You Know

Christmas is tomorrow?



It is.

Bruja

Last night everyone was telling their scary stories. And can I say....creee-pay! Goosebumps.

So anyways, after we got done I went straight to bed having the scary thoughts completely out of my mind and counting cute little sheep in my head.

It wasn't until 4am, in the middle of snores and dreams, I heard...
"Nicole? ..... Nicole? ....Please, Nicole? ..... wake up ... *sniff sniff* Nicole? .... Please?"

It was my little cousin begging me to wake up but she ended up waking up everyone else in the room.

Annoyed and bothered I just moved over and was asking myself "Why is everyone so scared?" and closed my eyes once again.

Once everyone felt safe and in the middle of the bed and not at the edge, I started to hear their snores and what not.

Now the tables had turned....

I began to think about all the stories and all the images that popped in my head.
Witches, ghost children, horsebirds, and yes, even dwarfs.

I was freaking out!
I started to pray and do the thing I always do when I'm scared.....
sing.

"Jesus loves the little children. All the children in the world!"
"Jesus loves me, oh yes he does. Jesus loves me, oh yes he does!"

But that didn't work either.
So for the next hour, at 5 o clock in the morning I was up thinking if I turn around, will there be a ghost face staring right at me?

Gahhh.....

Good Night, everybody

Did You Know

that a group of unicorns is called a blessing?

My Have I Missed You

I like doing things with you

Dear Nicole

Jean Nicole of California. Yeah, you know me! Thanks for the questions because I got the answers.

esoteric:

Q: Do you find elbows frightening? Why or why not?

A: Only when people draw faces on them. That's stuff is spoooky.

yoimhungover:

Q: Sometimes apples are red, and sometimes apples are green. Thoughts?

A: I don't support fruit racism so I won't answer that question.

MangoSpartan:

Q: If you could create your own jellybean flavor, what would it be and why?

A: Baby turtles because they're so darn cute mixed with popcorn flavor.

courtneynyc:

Q: Is it true that the average person swallows 8 spiders each year during their sleep?

A: That depends on how much you like spiders. I personally don't like them so I choose not to eat them while i sleep.

See you next time!

I Think You Should Know

about Gottfried Helnwein.

all I have to say -- genius. He work is amazing. Actually, amazing is an understatement. His use of color and the symbolism present in is work is untouchable.

Helnwein's subject matter is the human condition. The metaphor for his art is dominated by the image of the child, but not the carefree innocent child of popular imagination. Helnwein instead creates the profoundly disturbing yet compellingly provocative image of the wounded child. The child scarred physically and the child scarred emotionally from within.
- Robert Flynn Johnson, Fine Arts Museums of San Francisco

Here are just a few:









http://www.helnwein.com/

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"What's it like staring into the eye of Satan's butthole?"

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My Dream from Last Night

So my mom and dad picked me up from school and said, "Get ready. We're gonna go to New York just for one day". And I thought "WOW". So I just changed my shoes to my bangin ankle boots that were "New York suitable." They then dropped me back to school and all I could do was brag to all my friends and teachers what I was doing for just one day.

That was a good dream. I think I would be a bit more humble though...like Pacquiao.

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My Dream from Last Night

This is real..my mind really works like this.

So allover the city, there were Indians going around with machine guns killing all the the Filipinos! It was crazy hiding behind brick walls and stuff. Then I go to a furniture store to hide under the bed models but no luck because all of the workers were our to get me too! I soon realized that they could never catch me if I am in my friends house because that friend would never betray me. It all came to a halt when that friend kissed me....?!

things are getting weird.

Just a Thought

I just wanted to talk about some stuff and I wanted to reach out and smack society across their damn face because we are supporting so much nasty stuff in the media right now and we’re putting so much crap in the minds of our youth today. It’s crazy. You know, society has lost all of its morals and values and I do not get it. It’s all about greed, it’s all about lust. You know, even in corporate America, you have to be scandalous as hell in order to succeed. All of the role models, they're dancing all up on stripper poles and they’re taking pictures of their coochies and making sex tapes and traveling all drunk crashing into mountains and all of this crap. It’s like…what the hell?! What are we putting out there? Miley Cyrus, the Kardashians hoes, Paris Hilton, all of those girls that are doing nasty things and being glamorized for it—we need to remember that they were BORN into that life. That type of behavior did not make them rich and did not make them famous. It might have built up their fame but usually it’s older than that. All of that money is really old including the fame. When you’re born into a name like Hilton, for instance, that’s your last name that’s making you famous. That’s what people need to realize. You could never be like them and you shouldn’t want to be like them. They have different opportunities than you and they have special privileges and that’s the truth. I’m sorry but if you work at Starbucks and your boss Googles your name and finds a pictures of your birth canal and sees what your body looks like, there’s probably going to be a problem and you’re probably going to be embarrassed. God only knows what could happen. But Kim Kardashian, she could have her big ass up on camera and it’s not going to make any difference because the consequences she’s going to suffer are different from yours. She’s never going to work at Starbucks and she’s never going to have to. That’s what we need to realize is that’s a completely different world than us normal people and the things we deal with and the consequences that we have after certain actions. Poor judgment should never ever be rewarded. All of my family, friends, everybody needs to remember that you need to be valued for your heart, creativity, talents, uniqueness, and your contributions to the world not for putting your coochie all up on the camera and acting scandalous as hell. Let’s get back to the basics. This stuff isn’t right. We have to stop. Keep that in mind,the media is only going to give up what we keep asking for. I’m not saying that these celebrities should be crucified for their bad actions but I do think it should be recognized as something negative and not something positive. So remember everybody, appreciate your mind, body, and soul. It isn’t all about materialistic crap.

What I Did For Today

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I Think You Should Know

about this band called Uh Huh Her. There's two talented ladies in it. Camilla Grey and Leisha Hailey. Been listening to them every single day for the past 4 months.

Shhh...Listen.

Just a Thought

i’d like to die in my sleep, in bed with someone i love, warm and fed and happy.

Dear Nicole

Hey, what’s up! Jean Nicole. You know me…your boy. Thanks for the questions, I got the answers.
Let’s go!


TerraStork93: (I'm going to assume that this is a person who delivers babies, who is a Terry, and is 93 years old)

Q: Why don’t strippers use their real names on stage?

A: Same reasons you don’t use your real name when you post questions on my interweb page...daddy issues.

MarlenaMc:

Q: What does Jean Nicole do when she is feeling down?

A: This might sound unoriginal in our country but I like to take out my stilts and do my neighbor’s yard work.

noah_naaman:

Q: How does the interweb work?

A: That’s a good question........

Liz71:

Q: What would be your theme song?

A: "Tomorrow" from Annie but sung by a beautiful old man.

johnnybravo: (you think it's really from the character? Johnny Bravo? this is exciting.)

Q: What’s the strangest thing you found in your pocket the morning after a night out on the town?

A: Funny you should ask. I woke up this morning and in my pocket was this:



Thanks for the questions. Keep on posting them. Remember, Jean Nicole is here! See ya!

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