The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus

i can't wait for this movie.
johnny depp, colin ferrel, and jude law play the rest of heath ledger's role, and tom waits is in it too! you can see the trailer here

Dear Nicole

Hey, this is Nicole Orleans. I want to thank you all for sending me your questions. Now here’s the answers.


loves2laugh:

Q: If you were to invent your own Crayola Crayon, what color would it be and what would you name it?

A: Well, it would be a cross of pure white and jet black and I would call it Obama Black. Then I would make a president of the crayons. Now that’ some powerful political commentary.

mikepearce:

Q: Nicole, how high is the sky?

A: The sky is only as high as your dreams. 2,362 feet.

mykieboy22:

Q: Who invented beef jerky?

A: His name was Senator James Thomas Willingham Buckman Beef III. I’m positive that was his name…or may have been somebody else.

AlanGM:

Q: If you had to choose between yesterday and tomorrow, which would you pick, and why?

A: Oh that’s easy. None of the above. Time is neither an event nor a thing. Carpe Diem!


Thanks for your questions. Keep posting and I’ll be back soon.
All the cool kids, peace what’s up

Dear Nicole

Greetings my fellow Ameri-country men and whattup my baby cake unicorns. I’m Nicole Orleans, but you already know that. *wink* I’m here to give you the answers to the multiple-choice test called Life. So ask me ANYTHING. Like, how frog babies are made and what shoe size is too big. “Hey, Nicole! How do you make an artichoke dip in a bread bowl for 4 to 6 people?” Just ask your question in the comment box or in my e-mail. Then you could check back to see if I’ve answered your inquiries in another one of these posts. TECHNOLOGYYYYY!!!

She's Doing It!

After Karen, Mullally was offered a broad array of opportunities on TV and the stage. Some worked and some didn't, like her short-lived talk show and the series "In the Motherhood." Nonetheless, her choices proved she hadn't been typecast as a narcissist with a high-pitched voice. And that knowledge freed her to contemplate creating a Broadway show around her popular character, tentatively titled "Karen: The Musical."

She recently secured the rights from NBC and backing from Fox Theatricals. "The Drowsy Chaperone" director Casey Nickolaw is attached to the project, and Jeff Blumen- krantz, an actor-composer she met in the 1995 Broadway revival of "How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying," is writing the songs. Leslie Jordan, who played Karen's nemesis, Beverley Leslie, on "Will," is set to return. And now the creators are looking for a book writer.

"The main thing is Karen is such a great character, and people really want to see her again," she says. "Even jaded people in our business are giggling. Also, nobody has taken their sitcom character and done a big Broadway musical."

She envisions a limited run in L.A. before taking the show to New York and around the world. Of course, she'd have to work that into a busy schedule that includes appearing in "Children's Hospital" -- Rob Corddry's Web satire of doctor shows, which has been picked up by Adult Swim -- and in "Party Down," replacing Jane Lynch's character in Starz's offbeat comedy about a catering company.

"I don't like to be elitist in any way," she says. "I like to do little things, like 'Children's Hospital,' which is very, very cult. But then I also like doing really commercial things like the talk show and 'Karen: The Musical.' I like to keep all my options open. I don't see why you wouldn't."

Source where you can read more of the article where she talks about her current play 'The Receptionist'

Feeling My Birthday

Too soon?
it's on January 26th
same as Ellen DeGeneres'
Maybe we can share a party together?

People of Walmart

I’m confused, and none of its good. The hair says 1940’s, the shoes say 55 year old man, that shirt says I’m a male figure-skater, and those shorts are not saying anything because she is suffocating them to death.

Tennessee Wal-Mart

Fun With Dead Flies

Lucky Number 24

i love her..
my idol, tina fey

My Future City

Question?

Hello! I’m Jean/Nicole Orleans and you are reading my blog, which is almost as good as watching television and even free-er.

Question is from the internet…

Q: Dear Jean, I’m dying to know where you get your glasses. Who makes the frame?

A: Ummm…I don’t have my glasses on right now but the interesting thing about them is…I make them myself. I make all of them. And I do it on the weekends because I’m obviously busy with school. But I make them out of old material…umm..a clay..like you would make bracelet with in 8th grade and I make them all. I also make the lenses. And…those are not good. I cannot see a thing.

Well, internet. I’ve really missed you and I’m happy to see you again and I will talk to you throughout the year. Just remember, there’s a big thing that’s like the internet but they call it TV and it’s still free and you can just put it on. You don’t even have to stay in the room. Just put your TV on…in fact, put your TV on and just immediately leave the room as quickly as you can but leave the TV on. Thank you. Bye

Major

this is something dreams are made of, madness

cai guo-qiang, you're the man

Served on a Silver Platter

Lenny Kravitz – Let Love Rule (Justice Remix)

Lenny Kravitz | MySpace Music Videos

Kudos

awfulplasticsurgery.com is one good website.

Just Learn

Favorites
Celine Dion song?: Tell Him...including Barbara Streisand :)
Patrick Swayze movie?: Dirty Dancing
Madonna ...song?: Like a Prayer

Have You Ever
been to a drive in movie?: yess...cozy
stepped on a nail or thumb tack?: oucha magoucha
swallowed chewing gum?: only if it's so good it just has to be in my stomach

What is
something you consider to be a waste of time?: talking about boys
something you do with your kids?: breastfeed

Misc
Where did you get your last bruise?: on my forearm...it got stuck while my cousin was rolling the car windows up

Tell Him

Just For Today

Thinking Birthdays Already

i'd like my birthday party dress to be very long & very black this year.
i'd like it to resemble these three.
i'd like to dance barefoot with my mates.
and i'd like to get cider spilt on my birthday party dress.

No Nonsense

Basics
Are you the oldest, youngest or middle child?: Gabrielle Orleans...
Who do you live with?: me 2 grandmas and me 2 parents

Relationshi...ps
What charateristics do you hate?: ingorance
Why would someone fall in love with you?: because i care
How often do you speak to your dad?: errday...

Favorites
color?: eggplant purple
sandwich?: jerk chicken from earl of sandwich...kudos
kind of cookie?: sugar!
kind of cake?: red velvet!
kind of pie?: Kahlúa Cream Cheese

Have You Ever
had an argument with someone in public?: yes me uncle...crazzy
paid for something with all change?: when i was 7..i wanted to buy my mom a christmas present

What is
your usual breakfast like?: granola and yogurt...or cereal (kix, cheerios, rice krispies)
the best place to massage on you?: hahaha...my hand...that's my weakness...hand massages
something you collect?: barbies..i really do
something you are obsessed with?: tv

Misc
How many keys are on your key ring?: one
What inspires you?: megan mullally.catherine deneuve.old music.art."tears and toil"
Can you touch your nose with your tongue?: almost!
Who would you hate to be left in a room with?: jon gosselin. douche
What did you do for your last birthday?: watch a katy perry concert. saw kat von d. had a family party

Have You...
watched the same movie over and over?: chicago
ever been accused of being a blanket stealer?: always..i like blankies
thought about Christmas yet?: yes..in our new home..and me singing christmas songs on kareoke
picked out your Halloween costume?: yess..suprise