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TEN THINGS ABOUT YOURSELF

1. nearly blind as a bat.

2. can sound like a trumpet just by using my teeth.

3. literally obsessed with megan mullally. size 6 foot. ears pierced at age 45.

4. love the life i live.

5. enjoy people watching. we are funny creatures.

6. terribly scared of mayonnaise. i just do not like it. literally afraid of it.

7. believes anyone is capable of falling in love with absolutely anyone

8. sister died. 1996-2002. most people are afraid to ask. please don't.

9. acid reflux. i can still sing. i don't know why ashlee simpson couldn't.

10. before i got to sleep every night, i take 30 minutes to daydream.

NINE THINGS YOU’VE THOUGHT ABOUT RECENTLY

1. wanting to stay in high school.

2. finish redecorating my room.

3. think i might be falling for the wrong person.

4. can't wait to go to san francisco again.

5. need to stop stresses over nothing.

6. megan mullally is performing at the oc performing arts center in october.

7. where the shizzle is my nail polish?!

8. prom is coming in two days. interesting.

9. i fall for people way too easily.

EIGHT WAYS TO WIN YOUR HEART

1. kindness.

2. passion.

3. believer.

4. story teller.

5. writer.

6. loyalty.

7. simplicity

8. makes the perfect red velvet cake.

SEVEN THINGS YOU NEVER WANT TO FORGET.

1. lola serena (grandma). the one who inspires you.

2. where gabrielle (sister) remains.

3. where i came from. my humble start of life.

4. ms. alford, ms. johnson, ms. batchelor. teachers who actually taught me something.

5. my tight-nit family.

6. my beliefs on God, rights, and politics.

7. i once wanted to be a stripper.

SIX THINGS YOU ARE OBSESSED ABOUT

1. marlene dietrich

2. shaved heads

3. veins

4. naked bodies

5. hand lotion

6. hands

FIVE THINGS YOU WISH YOU COULD SAY TO FIVE DIFFERENT PEOPLE RIGHT THIS VERY MOMENT.

1. you're caring about the wrong things.

2. i like you a lot but you're a bit too complicated.

3. i know i said this already a million times but i love you.

4. sorry i was allover you last saturday

5. i'm going to cut your face off and staple it over mine.

FOUR WEAKNESSES

1. hand massages. oh...my...goodness. only a few can do that to me.

2. pinching my chicken. the bit of skin on your upper arm..same effect.

3. real chicken. baked. fried. whatever. you make it, i'm there.

4. showtunes. chicago. mary poppins. elaine stritch. bernadette peters.

THREE THINGS YOU’RE SCARED OF

1. dark

2. porcelain dolls

3. mayonnaise

TWO THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE

1. shave my head.

2. spend a whole day with meryl streep.

ONE CONFESSION

1. I cherish the opportunity to hear myself speak