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I hate how impatient my microwave is.

It doesn’t realize that I have other shit to do besides wait for it to be done cooking my food and then retrieve it immediately once its done. I’ll be working in another room and then it will beep because it’s ready, and I’ll be like “Okay I’ll let it cool off a sec while I finish this” and 20 seconds later it’s beeping again. And again. And again. And then I just ignore it to spite it and let it keep on complaining to me that it doesn’t want to hold my food anymore. So what I did today was stand by the microwave and before it hit 00:00 I opened it and took out my food and slammed it shut. Then it fucking beeped.