Many parts of the male genitalia sound like names of foreign black metal bands.
Vas Defrens. Seminal Vesicle. Epidydymis. Corpus Cavernosum. Scrotum. Imagine those words written in illegible, scratchy, medieval font on a bloody album cover. Exactly.
And the female parts sound like nouns in a Viking epic: The story of King Uterus and Queen Vulva, ruling over the land of Fallopia in the country of Cervix. They must protect their twin virgin daughters, Labia Majora and Labia Minora, against the evil wizard Lord Clitoris.
No wonder sex is so amazing.
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