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6.12.09
5.12.09
I Think You Should Know
about this band called Uh Huh Her. There's two talented ladies in it. Camilla Grey and Leisha Hailey. Been listening to them every single day for the past 4 months.
Shhh...Listen.
Shhh...Listen.
2.12.09
Dear Nicole
Hey, what’s up! Jean Nicole. You know me…your boy. Thanks for the questions, I got the answers.
Let’s go!
TerraStork93: (I'm going to assume that this is a person who delivers babies, who is a Terry, and is 93 years old)
Q: Why don’t strippers use their real names on stage?
A: Same reasons you don’t use your real name when you post questions on my interweb page...daddy issues.
MarlenaMc:
Q: What does Jean Nicole do when she is feeling down?
A: This might sound unoriginal in our country but I like to take out my stilts and do my neighbor’s yard work.
noah_naaman:
Q: How does the interweb work?
A: That’s a good question........
Liz71:
Q: What would be your theme song?
A: "Tomorrow" from Annie but sung by a beautiful old man.
johnnybravo: (you think it's really from the character? Johnny Bravo? this is exciting.)
Q: What’s the strangest thing you found in your pocket the morning after a night out on the town?
A: Funny you should ask. I woke up this morning and in my pocket was this:
Thanks for the questions. Keep on posting them. Remember, Jean Nicole is here! See ya!
Let’s go!
TerraStork93: (I'm going to assume that this is a person who delivers babies, who is a Terry, and is 93 years old)
Q: Why don’t strippers use their real names on stage?
A: Same reasons you don’t use your real name when you post questions on my interweb page...daddy issues.
MarlenaMc:
Q: What does Jean Nicole do when she is feeling down?
A: This might sound unoriginal in our country but I like to take out my stilts and do my neighbor’s yard work.
noah_naaman:
Q: How does the interweb work?
A: That’s a good question........
Liz71:
Q: What would be your theme song?
A: "Tomorrow" from Annie but sung by a beautiful old man.
johnnybravo: (you think it's really from the character? Johnny Bravo? this is exciting.)
Q: What’s the strangest thing you found in your pocket the morning after a night out on the town?
A: Funny you should ask. I woke up this morning and in my pocket was this:
Thanks for the questions. Keep on posting them. Remember, Jean Nicole is here! See ya!
29.11.09
10.11.09
Dear Nicole
Hey! Jean Nicole…I’m back. Keep the questions coming because I got the answers.
kingalex:
Q: How do I keep the blanket on my side when my girl is always pulling it towards her?
A: What you have to do is, build a moat between you and your lady. If she tries to move to your side, then she’ll get eaten up by alligators. Now as far as the question about your blanket…that’s impossible to answer.
jazzbenz: (who, I’m gonna go out on a limb and say, does not play jazz or have a Mercedes benz.)
Q: Which came first, the peacock or the egg?
A: Which came first, the x that can’t come without the y or the y that can’t come without the x?
whimseywallaby: (which I’m going to assume is a gay austrailian)
Q: Is it true that mayonnaise turns into poison if left in the sun too long?
A: Wow. It’s been a long time since I thought about mayonnaise. Haven’t eaten that stuff since the potato salad incident of ’94 at Bill McDougal’s house.
Dr.Fakenstein: (which makes me think that perhaps this is a fake question and not a real internet person. If you are a real person, Dr. Fakenstein, I apologize particularly if that truly is your name.)
Q: Now that Barack Obama has been elected, what can I do to support him?
A: Buy him underpants.
Hey listen, thanks for your questions. Keep posting. So long!
kingalex:
Q: How do I keep the blanket on my side when my girl is always pulling it towards her?
A: What you have to do is, build a moat between you and your lady. If she tries to move to your side, then she’ll get eaten up by alligators. Now as far as the question about your blanket…that’s impossible to answer.
jazzbenz: (who, I’m gonna go out on a limb and say, does not play jazz or have a Mercedes benz.)
Q: Which came first, the peacock or the egg?
A: Which came first, the x that can’t come without the y or the y that can’t come without the x?
whimseywallaby: (which I’m going to assume is a gay austrailian)
Q: Is it true that mayonnaise turns into poison if left in the sun too long?
A: Wow. It’s been a long time since I thought about mayonnaise. Haven’t eaten that stuff since the potato salad incident of ’94 at Bill McDougal’s house.
Dr.Fakenstein: (which makes me think that perhaps this is a fake question and not a real internet person. If you are a real person, Dr. Fakenstein, I apologize particularly if that truly is your name.)
Q: Now that Barack Obama has been elected, what can I do to support him?
A: Buy him underpants.
Hey listen, thanks for your questions. Keep posting. So long!
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